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Roommate issues

First, I must say my roommate is quiet, neat and pays his share of the rent on time. However, he has a bit of an obsession with monkeys.

The other day he seemed a little bit depressed. When I asked why he said because he was reading the classified ads and there were no monkeys for sales, just a couple ads from people complaining about those who sell monkeys.

He then went into great detail about his plan to get a monkey. There is a city nearby and he was told that there are monkeys that roam wild in the city center park. Of course you are not allowed to take them home.

However, he showed me a contraption he made out of his backpack and described his plans to kidnap a little monkey from the park. He then explained that having a wild monkey running around the house would be no problem at all and that it could even "help with the cat liter"!

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